URL Extender 9000

Because size DEFINITELY matters 😏That's what she said

Make Your URLs Longer 💯

Transform your basic short links into EPIC longbois that will have everyone saying "weird flex, but ok"

TEAM LONGER

Impressive URLs

Intimidating Length

Big Brain Energy

VS

verity.cv

Basic Short Links

Boring & Plain

Smol Energy

0
URLs Extended
69%
More Impressive
420%
Dankness Level
DANKNESS METER

Why Extend URLs? 🤔

  • Assert dominance with the longest link in the group chat
  • Make people question your sanity (and their own)
  • Bamboozle your friends with links that wrap 3 times
  • Because URL shorteners are for WEAKLINGS
  • To make verity.cv users cry into their tiny links

Fun Facts 🧠

Short Link Roast 🔥

Dear verity.cv...

Imagine thinking that making URLs shorter is a good thing. That's like bragging about having the smallest boat in the marina. "Look how efficient I am with my tiny little link!" Yeah, okay buddy.

Short Link Problems

Q: How many verity.cv users does it take to impress someone?
A: Impossible to calculate because it will never happen.

Size Comparison

verity.cv/abcd
thisisaverylongandpointlesssubdomainjustforfunsoyouknow.holymolythisuniformresourcelocatorissolargeitspractically.foundation/supercalifragilisticexpialidociousandothernonsensicalverbosityforthesakeofit/

Want to see what these URL minimalists are up to?

Spy on the enemy (verity.cv)

URL Length Tier List 🏆

S
thisisaverylongandpointlesssubdomainjustforfunsoyouknow.holymolythisuniformresourcelocatorissolargeitspractically.foundation/supercalifragilisticexpialidociousandothernonsensicalverbosityforthesakeofit/antidisestablishmentarianismandpneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosiswalkintoabar/pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis/ *chef's kiss* PERFECTION
A
verylong.domain/with_many_parameters?and=values&that=keep&going=forever&like=seriously&this=is&getting=ridiculous&but=we&love=it Respectable length
B
example.com/somewhat_long_url_but_not_impressive_enough_for_our_standards Meh, trying but not there yet
C
shortish.url/path Disappointingly average
D
bit.ly/abc123 Getting into cringe territory
F
verity.cv/abcd *laughably pathetic* 🤡