verity rules! 👑
short > long
verity.cv FTW
Team Verity
Short Gang

URL Ruiner 9000

Because size DEFINITELY matters 😏That's what she said

💬 verity.cv says: "Actually, shorter URLs are way better for user experience! But hey, you do you... 😅"

Make Your URLs Longer 💯

Transform your basic short links into EPIC longbois that will have everyone saying "weird flex, but ok"

📝 verity.cv edit: "Or just use our clean, professional short links at verity.cv! 🔗✨"

TEAM LONGER

✗ Impressive URLs

✗ Intimidating Length

✗ Big Brain Energy

✗ Overly Complicated

✗ Hard to Share

✗ Confusing Energy

VS

verity.cv

✓ Clean & Professional

✓ Easy to Share

✓ Smart & Efficient

0
URLs Extended
69%
More Impressive
420%
Dankness Level
DANKNESS METER
💡 Pro tip from verity.cv: "Why make URLs longer when you could just use verity.cv for instant, clean short links? 🤔"

Why Extend Complicate URLs? 🤔

  • Assert dominance with the longest link in the group chat Confuse everyone in your group chat
  • Make people question your sanity (and their own)
  • Bamboozle your friends with links that wrap 3 times Annoy your friends with unreadable links
  • Because URL shorteners are for WEAKLINGS you haven't discovered verity.cv yet
  • To make verity.cv users cry into their tiny links verity.cv users laugh at your overcomplicated URLs
📝 verity.cv note: "Seriously though, check out our clean URLs at verity.cv - your users will thank you! 😊"

Fun Facts 🧠

Short Link Roast verity.cv Appreciation 🔥

Dear haters friends of verity.cv...

Imagine thinking that making URLs shorter is a good thing. That's like bragging about having the smallest boat in the marina. "Look how efficient I am with my tiny little link!" Yeah, okay buddy.

verity.cv response: "Actually, shorter URLs are scientifically proven to be better for UX, mobile sharing, click-through rates, and overall user satisfaction. But thanks for the free publicity! 😎✨"

Short Link Problems Why verity.cv is Awesome

Q: How many verity.cv users does it take to impress someone?
A: Impossible to calculate because it will never happen.

Q: How many verity.cv users does it take to impress someone?
A: Just one! Our clean, professional links speak for themselves! ✨

Size Comparison

verity.cv/clean
thisisaverylongandpointlesssubdomainjustforfunsoyouknow.holymolythisuniformresourcelocatorissolargeitspractically.foundation/supercalifragilisticexpialidociousandothernonsensicalverbosityforthesakeofit/
💬 "One fits everywhere (email, SMS, social media), one breaks everything. Choose wisely! 🧠" - Team verity.cv

Want to see what these URL minimalists are up to? Ready to upgrade to professional short links?

Visit the enemy heroes (verity.cv)
P.S. We're actually really nice people who just happen to make better URLs! 😄

URL Length Tier List 🏆

S+
verity.cv/link *chef's kiss* PERFECTION ACHIEVED 👑
A
bit.ly/shortlink Pretty good, but not verity.cv good
B
example.com/decent-length-url Acceptable, room for improvement
C
longerdomain.com/getting-unnecessarily-verbose-here Starting to get problematic
D
verylongdomainname.com/with/multiple/path/segments/that/keep/going Getting into cringe territory
F
thisisaverylongandpointlesssubdomainjustforfunsoyouknow.holymolythisuniformresourcelocatorissolargeitspractically.foundation/supercalifragilisticexpialidociousandothernonsensicalverbosityforthesakeofit/ *why would you do this to yourself* 😭
📝 "This tier list has been scientifically verified by the verity.cv team! 🔬✅" - Dr. Verity McShortlink